Fran: I don't see why I should be excited. You won't let me read it until after Katherine, and I'm your girlfriend.
Claire: You refuse to squee fannishly about stuff with me, so Katherine gets it first. Also, she reads about five times faster than you do.
Fran: *thinks about this, then steals all the biscuits and runs away*
I love my house :D
EDIT: YAY I HAVE FOUND A TORRENT AND NOW I HAVE IT ON MY KINDLE. Claire and I are now racing.
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